Escaloafing
To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"
Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.
Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.
Harry: Dude...are we high?
Adam: yes
Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.
Harry: Dude...are we high?
Adam: yes