Aloe Vera
The most delicious and addicting drink of all time.
Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
Aloe Vera
A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
Aloe Vera
The correct way to greet a woman whose name is Vera
Vera: Hello Bob
Bob: Aloe Vera
Bob: Aloe Vera
Aloe Vera
Aloe Vera is that nasty slimey shit that u put on scars, also that stinky shit asmr ppl be eating. BLAGHH.
WANNA EAT SOME ALOE VERA. dude 2: THAT NASTY SHIT?!
Aloe Vera lips
When a girl’s vaginal lips are so wet that the penis/strap just falls out. Therefore the penis can only go around the lips like lipstick.
My girl was so wet she had Aloe Vera Lips
Alera the aloe Vera
Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell’s child who is an aloe Vera plant
Joe: I looked after the kids
Dianne: did alera the aloe Vera want mum
Dianne: did alera the aloe Vera want mum