Escobar oil change
the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant
I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change