A-Logging

A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.

A term used by white knights of specific lolcows (usually Chris Chan white knights) to describe someone who criticizes that said lolcow in any way shape or form in order to cope with the fact that lolcow they're white knighting has problems and/or causes problems.

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.