eshrektion
The act of coloring you dick bright green before an act of sex. Followed by the brutal rape of your partner while yelling "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"
Guy 1: Dude I pulled an eshrektion.
Guy 2: Dude wtf why?
Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!
Guy 2: Dude wtf why?
Guy 1: You're next! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!
eshrekt penis
When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection
Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool
Bill:Cool