a-lohan
An incredibly stupid and young actor/actress who gets drunk and drives and is anerexic.
Bob-"dude, quit being such a-lohan, your gonna get arrested"
lohan
to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"
i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan
Lohaning
Lohaning is self medicating before an important function
I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.
Lohans
blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.
D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)
J: (thumbs up)
lohaned
A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."
"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
Lohan
verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."
Lohan
Similar to a Nip Slip; Intentional slutiness;
Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.