Aloha Turkey
Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey
Aloha Turkey
basically a guy with an ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he's a cool guy too
ALOHA TURKEY.