eskimo ice pop
An eskimo Ice pop is when a dude takes a shit into
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
Jim, do you have any eskimo ice pop's that i can use to get myself off.
Eskimo Iced Tea
Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice.
Let's go down to the Esso, eh? Grab us some Iced tea.
Eskimo Ice Fishing
When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
eskimo ice cream
a dessert alaskan eskimos devour in seconds.
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver
eskimo says 'want some eskimo ice cream, i made it fresh from todays berrys and yesterdays dead whale'
me 'hell no'
me 'hell no'
Eskimo Iced Tea
Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.
Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?
Eskimo ice cream
White woman fucking two black men.
When a white woman fucks two black men they are having an Eskimo ice cream.
eskimo ice
Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.
Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.