Esperanté
A mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of Spain. She associates only with wolves and seagulls. Also goes by the names of Naomi and Pascal.
"Dude did you hear about Esperanté?!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"