Long schlong
Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
Long Schlong
The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.
A 20 foot dildo.
A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
Long Schlong
A big beaner
“Wow that’s a long schlong you got there”
Long schlong telegong
Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long Schlong John
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
long schlong silver
Long Jon silver's big shiny dick
He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
Playing the Long Schlong
When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”