Estwing Hammer
Top tier hammers that use revolutionary technology to provide the most comfortable swinging action. Consistant use of estwing hammers gives you "Estwing elbow" and can cause irreversible harm to the user.
Kevin the Construction worker: *eying a broken door* I'll bring a hammer tomorrow... an Estwing Hammer.
estw
Acronym for "Engineers Serve The World". Used as an alternative to ERTW
I was bullied by liberal arts majors in university, so I use ESTW instead of ERTW to show my submission to them