ethans dick
A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.
Ethans dick is a small twig.
Ethans dick
Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
Sucking Ethan’s Dick
When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you
“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”
ethan is a dick
HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL
Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick