ethansexual
someone who only dates people with the name ethan, usually only the unattractive ones though
e.g. andrea
e.g. andrea
“hey andrea! what’s your type?.”
“ethan.”
“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”
“ethan.”
“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”
Ethansexual
In love with a pixelated character called Ethan Jonah Ramsey
Holy shit bro,I think I’m Ethansexual!
ethansexual
the attraction to ethan bc he’s so hot
person 1: hey what turns you on?
person 2 (me): oh i’m ethansexual soooo ethan turns me on
person 2 (me): oh i’m ethansexual soooo ethan turns me on