Alorica
A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.
Look, that Hobo got a job at Alorica! No Jimmy, he just works there.
Alorica
The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself
Dude, my fried died today...
what happened?
He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
what happened?
He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
Alorica
The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.
If Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and the strip club don't want you, Alorica will!
Alorica Doo
A matted down stripe of hair on the top of your head that comes as a result of wearing a headset used to answer crazy ass calls for hours and hours.
"This bitch won't get off my headset and ive worked twelve hours in this place now i have an Alorica doo."