Eufaula

A tiny little town in Alabama full of rednecks. I believe there's an unspoken rule in Eufaula; to live there, you either have to drink, dip, smoke, do drugs, be a whore, or be a snob. If you don't do these things, the only other way you can fit in is to hunt. Eufaulians like to hunt deer and drink beer. They like to dip snuff and hunt stuff. And then drink some more. And then make out with random people.

A small, crappy place in Alabama that no one can pronounce. If you say you are from this town, I promise, no one will know where it is. It is also the condom capital of the world.

a hellhole of a town in alabama

An irritatingly small town that has nothing to offer except a crappy hospital that employs morons, has a yearly Whole Hog Weekend, where people cook entire hogs in a rediculous contest. At least there is a carnival, and a giant lake....