Eujuan
A Eujuan is a person that is superior to you in every way. Smarter, better-looking, funnier, definitely kinder than you. If you know a Eujuan, please check up on them because they're probably having a really hard time right now and might just snap one of these days. Eujuans usually have a hard time sharing their feelings and really rely on people just checking up on them rather than them just pouring out their emotions.
Oh look, it's Eujuan, let's talk to him.