european man bag
European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"