Eustace

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.

That trash republican who likes Donald Trump

A beautiful country setting and a close knit community. Also defines every small town on ANY scary movie you've ever seen. I wouldn't walk down the streets at night ALONE!

the act of being one in nature and not using any modern conveniences, such as flash lights, instead, fire is used. you hunt your own food and skin the animal, and you build your own shelters.

A grumpy old man who always wants his wife to cook for him, bullies a poor dog named courage, and always says "Yayuwaaaank".

Bishop Useless is the worst high school on Earth. Their athletic program is especially a failure. Seriously, come on- you were beat by Seneca in baseball AND basketball. Jesus. They try to bust on St. Augustine's but every time Bishop Useless plays them in ice hockey especially they are creamed by St. Augustine's. Their academics is also not exactly a "strong point". Just look at their average SAT scores.