Evenwood

Evenwood is a place full of scruffy cunts. it’s just people over the age of 11 smoking green and sucking bongs. But don’t mess with any fucker from ‘Evenwood’ they are hard as fuck especially geezers from ‘Shirley’. Evenwoods finest is probably Matt Shield. he is short as fuck but at the same time solid as fuck.

Evenwood is the biggest shit hole and is full of snakes and slags and is most known for the bowling green were the alcoholics (shannon dale) of the village go drinking and the stoners (james murdoch) smoke green (buts it’s shite.) local resident indie sutton’s house holds the most housys were people only go up for a shag especially millie graham (she loves it buts it’s a shame she doesn’t live local) as you walk around evenwood you might see 10 year olds ramping other kids on their bikes because they think they are solid as fuck, if you come to evenwood you might visit the happy shopper we’re you will be greeted by the mafias of evenwood ( robert and kumar.) there shop never has anything in but you will most likely find everyone there because they will serve 12 year olds, you can also visit the barn were you will find people shagging in the bushes and people smoking buckets underneath the peice of shit they call a barn.

Evenwood is known as a place full of weed smokes and more this is usually know as all the crack heads sitting in Wendy’s at Wellgarth and getting stoned out there brains ‘you not in Amsterdam luv’ but evenwood is the place to be!

Evenwood is a little village full off scruffy cunts and smack-heads who smoke dope and weed 24/7 (bit like Amsterdam) evenwood is a place not to mess with they will fucking Kirb stomp ya. The place is full of milfs and drinking idiots but evenwood is the place to be !!