Evernog
A mixed drink that combines eggnog with the alcoholic beverage known as Everclear. Purportedly used by people who are lonely on Christmas and want to forget about the holidays and their lives. (The term was coined by Matthew Inman of theoatmeal.com.)
Hey, I need another glass of Everclear and eggnog! What are you doing over there, you miserable son of a b****?! This Evernog it's going to fill itself!