Everyday Olympian
n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.
Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."