Everyone Clapped
When an anti-vaxxer mom needs something to end her incredibly under-researched argument or story about her preventing her child from being vaccinated. If seen on a social media post, please ignore the argument altogether.
When the doctor stabbed my child with the syringe, I lunged at him and took it out before he could inject autism into my child, and everyone clapped.
And then everyone clapped
Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.