everything bagel
A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.
David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.
everything bagel
1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly
Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel
everything bagel
Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.
Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!
Everything Bagel
When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.
We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning
almost everything bagel
When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.
Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!