Alphabics
Some retard who is a squeaker
That alphabics is so retarded
Alphabating
When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.
Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.