evicted
(n.) -- The exclamation one makes when a cockroach is successfully zapped by an electric zapper
''Look, I finally zapped him for good. Evicted!''
overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010
overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010
Eviction
Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).
“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul”
evict
To rape someone, generally anally.
"Bro you boutta get evicted"
"Oh shit bruh"
"Oh shit bruh"
Vaginal Eviction
When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
Eisen Eviction
When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.
Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.
backdoor eviction
Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.
"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"
Eviction Pussy
A vagina that has been penetrated so hard and consistently that it no longer has walls; usually appears on thots, hoes and pornstars
Why would I want to fuck her brah? She got that eviction pussy.