Evicuous
Adj. Lacking spacial awareness, can also mean the refusal to accept an obvious answer.
"She's so evicuous, she bumped into a wall trying to get to bed!"
"Last night I was acting evicuous, I used a dull knife instead of a sharp one to cut bread."
"Last night I was acting evicuous, I used a dull knife instead of a sharp one to cut bread."