evil british twin
Often referred to as "Evil Bri'ish Twin" or "Suck on it, you fat twat!" (both said is equally evil British accents), the Evil British Twin will break into your home and piss on your furniture. They probably wear a tight white/blue uniform outfit, and have really stupid, poofy hair. They are annoyingly good at everything and initially come off as charming, but don't be fooled! The Evil British Twin is, in fact, evil.
"Hello, good friend of mine who would never hurt me in any way."
"Piss off! Suck ya mum, you piece of lard!"
"Why are you saying such mean things?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm going through my Evil British Twin arc."
"Piss off! Suck ya mum, you piece of lard!"
"Why are you saying such mean things?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm going through my Evil British Twin arc."