Evinruding
Anal motor-boating. Planting your mouth between the buttocks and shaking your face side to side accompanied by a motor boat like sound.
Last night I was evinruding that guys tight ass.
Evinrude
The most bad ass outboard engine for small craft boats ever made. Evinrude is the sub company of BRP Canada. The newer models include the Evinrude "E-tec." These motors are simple and have less complicated parts that would otherwise potentially breakdown but have a rugged build; they still maintain incredible horsepower and performance.
Bob: "Hey what kind of outboard are you going to throw on the back of your Zodiac Hurricane Jim?"
Jim: " A fuckin' Evinrude 250 H.P. four stroke bitch! As a matter of fact, two of them."
Jim: " A fuckin' Evinrude 250 H.P. four stroke bitch! As a matter of fact, two of them."
Evinrude
An Evinrude is when an individual, male or female, reaches directly behind them and strokes the penis of a another individual. The motion must closely mimic the movements one would use on the control shaft of an Evinrude outboard motor, most commonly found on a jonboat or similar craft.
Susie gave me an Evinrude while we were standing in line for a Plan B pill.
Crank up the old Evinrude
The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.