Alpha Dugan
The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.
Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!
Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!
Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?
Dad: No.
Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!
Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?
Dad: No.