ewl

variant of ew

A ewl is a large beast which mainly consumes petrol and oil but there are some with diets made up from human waste (rubbish). Some adult ewls can way many tones and young ones when they hatch can sometimes be grams, a baby ewl is called a dinky in some countrys. Even though some ewls are magnificent and are put in awsome shows, it doesnt mean these beasts are not extremly dangerous (because they are) ewls account for all fatal road fatalities in the world alone! A Ewl will lay eggs after a buck ewl and a doe ewl mate, the femle (darbage Ewl) will lay her eggs in a tip.

p.s the darbage Ewl is just one of many ewl spiecies and not all ewls share the same breading grounds.

The first Ewl was discovered early in the 1900s and since then many new species have been found, more species are still being found today.

It means to be considerate and to keep to the left if one desires to go to the East West Line.

Origin
Early 2000s: from early modern english ewl or french éwl. Coined by philosopher, Pallavi Ram Jamelia Shrestha. In late November, whilst exploring the subways and the concrete jungle of Singapura, Pallavi was exploring with her significant other and they came across a sign, it looked foreign to both of them. It was then and there that ewl was created. Through the curiosity of two individuals that had brains of 5 year olds.

(1) A fat fuck that thinks shes hot shit. (2) Someone that says something, but doesnt have any idea what the actual topic was about. (3) A rhino.

A pathetic, obnoxious, convoluted, annoyance known to haunt the outer fringes of several major communities.