ewoksson

Ewoksson is a myth. Swedish experts recently found evidence of him living within the deep forests of Swadia, where he might have been busy inbreeding since the early 19th century. His father was a veteran Ewok soldier, and his mother was a Swedish librarian. Nerds claim to have seen him once or twice on the ''Napoleonic Roleplay Server''. However, he tends to leave the server as soon as someone acknowledges him, but not before typing mean comments aimed towards the players acknowledging him, and people with varying nationalities, ethnicities, and social/political groups in case there's such a discussion in the chat.