excitipated
when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. Someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)
Dick Cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.
Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.
Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.