Excrementally Challenged
When someone is constipated or cannot crap.
Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?
Excrementally Challenged
Constipated.
Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.