The Executive
Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.
I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".
Execution
The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.
Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages
executive
Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."
Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.
execution
The carrying out of something.
The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.
The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.
The execution of this software will result in a virus spreading all over the Internet.
The Executive
The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."
execute
To promote to an executive position.
When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!
Executive
Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.
Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.