exorcise
To over-exercise in order to get an ex out of your system.
I went to the gym five times last week trying to exorcise Mr. X.
Exorcising the McDemons
To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.
"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"
"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"
"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"
Exorcising a Mud Demon
When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.
Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?
Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.
Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!
Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.
Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.
Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!
Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.
exorcising the brown daemons
A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"
exorcising demons
to jam any kind of musical instrument to relieve stress or get a song idea down.
come over tonight and bring your bass we are gonna be exorcsing demons.