EXPEDATE
Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.
"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"
"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"
"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"