expiration dating
To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.
"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
expiration dating
being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.
I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.
Expiration Dating
Expiration Dating
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \\ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \\ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
Expiration Date
When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
expiration-dating
1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
Expiration Date
Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.
“I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!”
expiration date
something that is not printed on people
timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die