Exposure
The most hated word of the freelance commercial artist. When a company offers no pay, but instead, “Lots of Exposure” You, as an artist, better make a run for it, because this is the most toxic BS anyone will ever feed you.
Artist: “So the commission will amount to about-“
Company Employee: “Oh, we won’t be paying you, but you’ll get LOTS of EXPOSURE!”
Artist: “K bye”
Company Employee: “Oh, we won’t be paying you, but you’ll get LOTS of EXPOSURE!”
Artist: “K bye”
exposure
What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.
"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
Online Exposure
Online Exposure is an emerging form of sexual fetish which is subset of humiliation play. This is achieved typically by Faggots (males) & Sluts (females) taking pictures of themselves while acting like pathetic whores. The more the photo would ruin/destroy your reputation if your coworkers or immediate family were to see it the better. Instances of spreading your butt cheeks so the world can see your asshole , huge dildos wrecking one's anus & covered in Sharpie} body writing are typically the most common traits of this fetish. Full Online Exposure is achieved when your pics are reblogged/retweeted/reposted so often that searching your name on Google or Bing will bring up your pictures. Ruination is achieved when your content has gotten spread so far & wide that it has truly become public domain & this point you are now forever a sad & disgusting part of the internet at large.
Example 1:
Otter Phox is such a fucking faggot. He lost all his friends because he got WAY too into Online Exposure & everyone could see what a disgusting cum slut he is.
Example 2:
Look at Pup Davey over there jerking off in the corner. Someone must have exposed his prolapsed asshole online again. What a loser.
Example 3: Hold on I just have to expose this faggot online real quick & then we can leave.
Otter Phox is such a fucking faggot. He lost all his friends because he got WAY too into Online Exposure & everyone could see what a disgusting cum slut he is.
Example 2:
Look at Pup Davey over there jerking off in the corner. Someone must have exposed his prolapsed asshole online again. What a loser.
Example 3: Hold on I just have to expose this faggot online real quick & then we can leave.
Indecent exposure
To publicly expose a reproductive organ
I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure
Exposure Disclosure
When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.
Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.
Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.
Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.
Intentional Exposure
The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.
That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.
Maximum exposure
One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.
"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*
"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*
"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"