Ex-Shagger
Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.
"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"
"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"
"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"