ex-tinguisher
an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put out in an emergency situation.
"Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im desperate!"
"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"
"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"