Extreme Diarrhea
When everything in your body fails. You piss, shit, and vomit at the same time. It is also common that lasers shoot out of your ass. The burn is intense and will leave you in pain for around 2-3 weeks.
John had some extreme diarrhea last night. Did you see that shit? Fucking hilarious. I video-taped it and put it on youtube so everyone could see how lame he looked!