Exumptiuate
verb - an action that gives an effect or feeling of an ejection seeming to occur but without that assumed action ever taking place.
Bro, my pens are exumptiuating. They're not writing although I am applying force to the paper with the tip.
Bro, don't exumptiuate around me, that shiz is nasty.
Bro, don't exumptiuate around me, that shiz is nasty.