Eyass
1) A baby eagle
2) a big balled big dicked dude
2) a big balled big dicked dude
1:"Yeah, that guy's totally an Eyass."
2:"He isn't a bird though."
1:"Yeah but have you seen him in bed?"
2:"He isn't a bird though."
1:"Yeah but have you seen him in bed?"
eyass
Most often a man with an insanely large penis. Eyass loves long walks on the beach, lifting three times his body weight and engaging in homosexual activities. Eyass is also prone to mansplaining and sometimes screams even though hes not upset, he has explained this by saying ''if people are talking and one is screaming, who do you pay attention to?''. He is a huge attention whore and also a masochistic and submissive bottom. Despite his homosexual outer layer he is indeed also attracted to women, especially those who will spit on him and beat him up in army boots. He is the male version of a pick me girl and often proves this by bragging about his music taste, gym endeavours and to which extent he would like to be dominated.
person 1: dude i just got done lifting and am really in the mood to get pegged
person 2: omg you are SUCH and eyass hihihi
person 2: omg you are SUCH and eyass hihihi