Eyeboner
A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.
Okay, tell me when I can look.
Okay look now.
Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Okay, tell me when I can look.
Okay look now.
Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboning
A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Eyeboners
When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.
Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.