Ezporkdoor
A porno scrabble dynamo this word derived from germanic roots describes a woman who enjoys anal sex. Also can describe a womans well used rectum.
"That judy was such an ezporkdoor I didn't even have to lube her up, it slid right in."
"If my girl won't give me that ezporkdoor tonight I'm going to give it to her sister."
"If my girl won't give me that ezporkdoor tonight I'm going to give it to her sister."