F11
The best, coolest button on a keyboard.
I love pressing F11, it's great!
F11
To experience audio/visual entertainment on the biggest and loudest equipment possible (e.g., IMAX theater, surround sound).
It'll cost me six bucks extra to F11 the new Star Trek movie at the IMAX, but I figure it's worth it for the special effects.
F11-bomb
Holding the F11 key (the 'Full screen' key) at a random webpage on a slow computer for a few seconds. The screen will then 'shake' uncontrollably for some time after you released the key.
Use when victim isn't watching.
Use ONLY on slow computers, or it will not work.
Use when victim isn't watching.
Use ONLY on slow computers, or it will not work.
Guy #1: "I'm going to check out that dude's work."
Guy #2, sitting next to #1, sees his chance and holds the F11 key as long as possible.
Guy #1 returns and notices his screen shaking uncontrollably.
#1: "What the heck is happening to my screen?! You didn't do the F11-bomb, guy #2?!"
Guy #2, sitting next to #1, sees his chance and holds the F11 key as long as possible.
Guy #1 returns and notices his screen shaking uncontrollably.
#1: "What the heck is happening to my screen?! You didn't do the F11-bomb, guy #2?!"
F11 bomb
A bomb that is thrown onto your keyboard, and knocks off your F11 key.
Guy 1: What happened to your keyboard?
Guy 2: Some dude threw an F11 bomb on it.
Guy 1: Sucks to be you!
Guy 2: Some dude threw an F11 bomb on it.
Guy 1: Sucks to be you!
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop[]\\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \\ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl
This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \\ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \\ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1
When you get so bored that you type all of your function keys backwards. Might as well keep typing in combinations to get new definitions that will probably say almost the exact same thing.
guy 1: I'm bored
guy 2: did you try f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 yet?
guy 1: yeah
guy 2: did you try typing in f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1?
guy 1: no, I still need to.
guy 2: did you try f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 yet?
guy 1: yeah
guy 2: did you try typing in f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1?
guy 1: no, I still need to.