F-150

Best Selling Light Truck for over 50 years. Manufactured by the Ford Motor Company.

Arch nemisis of the Chevy Silverado.

Hoe wagon, for picking up hoes and putting them in the bed.

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad?That’s what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼

A truck for men, not boys.

Slow 5.0 v8 or v6 Twin tUrbO. Neither model f150s could pull a wet stick out of a dogs ass. They are the rice of trucks.

A truck for wussy men,whose dicks are the size of a 3 year old boys.

Also driven by fat retared wussy men and retarded dumb fat bitches talking on cell phones talking about how they should go to the gym one of these days while they gorge themselves on fast food. These evil assholes who put us all in danger with their looser mobiles also like to live in delusional world where they think some looser mobile makes them tough, while they can't run one block or do a set of reps with a 5lb weight.

One of the bestselling trucks in the industry, not very reliable tho.

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.