Fabius
1. A middle of no where town that contains more cows than people
2. A town that no one has ever heard of, with the exception of those who have happened upon it by chance or happened to have been born in it
3. A terrible place to reside as there is nothing to do or see there
4. A series of small farm land roads in between the middle of several well established towns
5. A place wherein which most of the residents have or think they have significant amounts of money but then proceed to talk and act like uneducated hicks
2. A town that no one has ever heard of, with the exception of those who have happened upon it by chance or happened to have been born in it
3. A terrible place to reside as there is nothing to do or see there
4. A series of small farm land roads in between the middle of several well established towns
5. A place wherein which most of the residents have or think they have significant amounts of money but then proceed to talk and act like uneducated hicks
When the girl mentioned she was from Fabius, the lawyer got a blank stare on his face and proceeded to ask where this town was located.
Fabius
A town where the “little gangsters of Fabius live”. They act like they are from south side Syracuse, in reality they are wanna be gangsters that are full of themselves. They deal their wacky Tobacky and drive shity Cadillac’s.
One day the little gangsters of Fabius went to south side Syracuse and tried to act like gangsters then reality set in!!
Fabius
A town that is made up of 80% uneducated hicks, 10% of related snobby assholes (Wallace, Breed, Vilardi) who spend their parents money on dirt bikes, and 10% of actual smart people who leave after high school. Avoid this town at all costs. Or you will Yee your last Haw.
When someone brought in a molested dog to the veterinarian, the Vet asked “who did this?!” And the person said.... “Someone from Fabius.”