Faceaholic
A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.