face balls
A person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man's penis until his balls rest on their (her) chin. Usually associated with a person with no gag reflex.
Ericka gobbled my whole cock, she ended up with face balls.
Face Balls
Face Balls, a word meaning epic and awesome, beats everything and everyone. It is the most powerful word in the galaxy! Use it in any sentence and you will win.
Face Balls, is the meaning of life.
Face Balls, is the meaning of life.
Different uses
Disses
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says only one at a time", " Face Balls" "FU$% you win"
Girl friends ugly, "Face Balls" She an angel
Bank robbery, "Face Balls" They cuff themselves
No boner, "Face Balls" It's sky skraper tall
Rainbow, "Face Balls" Double Rainbow
Burger, "Face Balls" Big Mack inside another Big Mack
Wife Sex, "Face Balls" Six Girls Sex
Small Boobs, "Face Balls" Dougeball Boobs
"Face Balls", "Face Balls" Universe Splits in two
Disses
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says only one at a time", " Face Balls" "FU$% you win"
Girl friends ugly, "Face Balls" She an angel
Bank robbery, "Face Balls" They cuff themselves
No boner, "Face Balls" It's sky skraper tall
Rainbow, "Face Balls" Double Rainbow
Burger, "Face Balls" Big Mack inside another Big Mack
Wife Sex, "Face Balls" Six Girls Sex
Small Boobs, "Face Balls" Dougeball Boobs
"Face Balls", "Face Balls" Universe Splits in two
ball face
A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.
Person 1: Dude, do you know that Jim Hedican? He is such a ball face. And an assbastard.
ball-face
This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.
"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"
Ball Facing
The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout
"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"
or
"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"
or
"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"
Whitey Tighty Ball Face
The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.
“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”
Fucking dick shit balls face
Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan